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I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW I WANT TO SEE A FUCKIN PICTURE OF BANDIT!!!!!!!
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I swear. A lot.
Get fucking used to it.
Jon: "I woke up, and there was a guy with turquoise hair named Fish sleeping on my floor."
your prayers were heard (by me)
*assuming to be God*
XD
thanks! (:
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What if a vampire bites someone with AIDS?
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I swear. A lot.
Get fucking used to it.
Jon: "I woke up, and there was a guy with turquoise hair named Fish sleeping on my floor."
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What if a vampire bites someone with AIDS?
I totally stole this, just so you know.
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I swear. A lot.
Get fucking used to it.
Jon: "I woke up, and there was a guy with turquoise hair named Fish sleeping on my floor."
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What if a vampire bites someone with AIDS?
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/Faith, it drives me away
But it turns me on
Like a strangers love
It rockets through the universe
It fuels the lies, it feeds the curse
We too could be
Glorious//
Glorious- Muse
BARROWMAN!!!
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I swear. A lot.
Get fucking used to it.
Jon: "I woke up, and there was a guy with turquoise hair named Fish sleeping on my floor."
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